the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes it is.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
Here is the laborious but rewarding recipe for my salted caramel chocolate shell icecream bars! These amounts serve four, and they take a while to make so ensure that you make them ahead of time. If you remake them, take a photo and tag me because I would love to see how they ended up for you 👋
SALTED CARAMEL SAUCE
Place 2/3 of a cup of coconut sugar, 1/3 of a cup of coconut cream, and 2 tablespoons of virgin coconut oil in a saucepan and heat over a low-medium heat until bubbling gentle. Stir almost constantly for 15 minutes, or until it reaches a sticky consistency where you can run your finger down the back of the spoon and the line will remain. Then add 1 teaspoon of sea salt, stir well, and pour the caramel into a bowl. Set aside to cool to room temperature.
Gently melt 1/2 a cup of virgin coconut oil in a glass bowl over boiling water in a saucepan, then add 2/3 of a cup of raw cacao powder, 5 tablespoons of natural maple syrup, and a pinch of sea salt. Stir well until smooth and shiny. Set aside in a warm bowl to prevent hardening.
Place 6 previously chopped and frozen bananas in the bowl of a food processor with 1 teaspoon of vanilla bean paste or essence. Blend until fluffy, creamy, and white, approximately 5 minutes.
Lay out a sheet of parchment paper on a baking tray and draw 4 icecream-sized rectangles. Spoon a 1cm layer of banana icecream onto each rectangle, then place a wooden stick or spoon on top, sticking out one end. Top with 2cm more of banana icecream, then place in the freezer for approximately 45 minutes to set. Peel each icecream off the parchment paper and dip in the raw chocolate so that it has an even layer. Allow to set, then using a spoon, spread equal amounts of the salted caramel on each side of the icecreams before dipping back into the raw chocolate for a second time. Allow to set again (this will only take a minute or two), then place on the parchment paper and return to the freezer for another hour. You could also roll your icecream bars in slithered almonds, crushed cashews, coconut flakes, or freeze-dried raspberries. They will melt relatively quickly, not that they’ll last long!
Cops have been put on notice: Let the cameras roll.
Camera-shy cops across the city were reminded they can’t legally take action to stop someone from filming them while they’re on the beat, the Daily News has learned. The refresher was provided in a memo the chief of department’s office distributed to all police commands Wednesday.
“Members of the public are legally allowed to record police interactions,” the memo states. “Intentional interference such as blocking or obstructing cameras or ordering the person to cease constitutes censorship and also violates the First Amendment.”
Cops can take action if videographers and shutterbugs “interfere with police operations,” the memo notes.
spread this like wildfire
when you see abuse, take out your phone and film that shit.
Post it on youtube, send it to the news, let the whole world hear about it.
You don’t have to be any kind of official journalist. Anyone can do this. Never let them tell you differently.